I went to the grocery store and bought: Watermelon, Honeydew Melon, Strawberries, Raspberries, Bananas, Celery, Carrots, Tomatoes, Red Peppers, Yellow Peppers, and Sugar Snap Peas. I don’t have a juicer, so I was planning to juice a blender and a sieve.

Well, apparently I don’t know how to work my blender… I went to take the jug off the base of the blender, and the bottom of it fell off and it just exploded everywhere in a disastrous, smelly, gooey mess.

I eat so unhealthy, and this is what happens when I try something good for me! Any tips to eat right? Have you tried a juice cleanse?

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Let me just tell you, if you haven’t seen this video yet, you shouldn’t even be reading my blog, because I hate you.

This video is to die for. Very sexual, very gay, very Madonna. The video wasn’t posted on YouTube right away, it was released by E! Online first for a couple days before actually being released anywhere else. Just so you know, I seen the video within like five minutes of it being posted, and I totally blew my load right then and there.

You can tell every man in the video is gay, because gay men are the only one’s who would thoroughly enjoy getting that close to Madonna. Straight men are like “Ew, she’s so old. Her vagina is probably all dried up.” (ps, I almost puked just typing that…) And then gay men are like “OMG I L0VE MADONZ! I WOULD TOTALLY BANG HER.” (myself included)

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So, I’ve pretty much disappeared off the face of the internet–again. I’ve been sick, and busy and; blah!

The only real reason this blog post is titled “Where Have You Been – Rihanna” with the video, is because I’ve been missing! Lol. It’s my attempt at ironic humour. Mind you, it is a pretty fantastic song too.

Well, I got a “promotion” at work–not because I’m great at my job, but just because the girl who worked above me has resigned, so I’m just getting her job. Pretty excited either way! Better hours!

Not too much gay stuff going on lately. Madonna has released a few teasers from songs from her album, along with a full lyric video for “Girl Gone Wild.” Check out her YouTube Channel for all the videos.

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Surprisingly, I haven’t read this on any of the gay blogs I read yet!

But Google’s Valentine’s Day Logo today, features a small a boy trying to impress a girl who is jumping rope on her own. He brings her roses, chocolates, balloon animals, and other gifts, then eventually gives us, and starts jumping rope next to her. The girl then stops, hugs the boy, then shares a jump rope with him.

At the end of the video, it shows 6 other cute couples, one of which appears to be two married men. Cute!

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I just couldn’t call myself a gay blogger if I didn’t blog about the release of Madonna’s first single from new new album (MDNA), “Give Me All Your Luvin’” featuring M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj.

Whether you love Madonna, hate Madonna, or just don’t give a shit, you have to admit: She looks fucking hot for her age.

I’ll admit, that the song is not the greatest. I was looking for it on iTunes at midnight, unfortunately it wasn’t released until around 8:45 AM. When I downloaded it, I was disappointed to realize that I had already heard the song before! How the hell did this happen? I have no clue!

BoysTownLive.com is my #1 choice for satellite radio, especially when I’m at work, and they’ve played some sort of mix of the song several times last week!

Draw My Thing is a game where you draw a picture, and other people (real people…) have to guess what you’re drawing. It goes the other way around too of course–where you have to guess what other people are drawing.

I personally cannot draw animals for the life of me, so when I get “hamster” and “horse,” people don’t usually guess what I’m drawing… Lol.

You can play as a guest, which is neat, because signing up for shit that you don’t even know if you’re going to like sucks–but if you enjoy it in the slightest, I would suggest signing up, so you can keep track of your score and there’s other game benefits too. If you do check out OMGPOP, it would be cool if you used my referral link.

http://www.omgpop.com/?r=7evle

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Okay, so let’s face it: Nicki Minaj is a fox! (No hetero…) I love her sexy curves and scandalous outfits! Now my question, is how the fuck does she get into this outfit?

Like don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore it! But I’d be very curious to watch her put it on. There is no way she puts that thing on by herself! I wonder how many people it takes to get her into it?

I could just imagine how easily she would get her toe stuck in one of those hoops or loops while putting it on, and just ripping it. You can’t tell me honestly that this has never happened to you ever! I mean, maybe you weren’t putting on something as crazy as her outfit, but we all remember when ripped jeans were in style. You’d have a slight tear in the knee, but then every time you put them on, your foot got stuck in the hole, then you eventually just end up almost completely ripping the leg off the jeans!

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This video drives me nuts.  I just disagree with so much stuff that she’s saying.

First off, she keeps referring to these girls as “transgender boys,” but if someone is transgender, and identifies as a female, she is not a “transgender boy,” she’s a transgender girl.

If you were a girl in Girl Scouts, would you feel uncomfortable if you knew that a girl among you was transgender? If you had a daughter in Girl Scouts, would you feel uncomfortable if you knew that a girl in the Scouts with her was transgender?

What if it wasn’t a transgender girl, but just a homosexual girl? Would that change how you feel at all?

Do you agree or disagree with the girl in this video?

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This video is absolutely hilarious. If you’re gay, or have a close gay friend, you will probably watch this video and think “Oh my stars! That’s so true!”

I would have to say, I’ve had at least one girl say every single one of these things to me before lol. Except maybe the “fierce” lines; who says “fierce” these days, other than when referring to my girl Beyoncé as Sasha Fierce–that’s the only time “fierce” is acceptable.

I was very spoiled this Christmas! Not that I would say I’m ever not spoiled on Christmas. My three big gifts, were that LV bag, an iPhone 4S, and a remote car starter!

I had a wonderful Christmas. Corey’s parents & my mother had never met, in our nearly 4 years of dating, until just before Christmas! So my mother, sister & I all went to Corey’s parents house for dinner on Christmas day. It was so nice to have both of our families together like that; best gift I could have ever asked for! (Yes, even better than my Louis Vuitton! )